it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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