butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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