Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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