can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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