i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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