I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
what day is it and did you see me today?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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