I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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