You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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