is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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