yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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