People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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