Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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