Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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