is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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