So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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