are you still at the devil's house?
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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