What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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