Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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