im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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