I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Never underestimate the power of titties
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