so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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