Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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