i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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