38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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