woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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