This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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