your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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