i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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