problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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