so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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