You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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