Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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