FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
We left the knife in your bed.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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