What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Everything about him screamed your future.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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