marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I need to align my fucking chakras
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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