what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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