can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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