He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
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