Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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