idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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