I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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