Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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