soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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