Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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