I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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