Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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