Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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