Ambien. No doubt about it.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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