How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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