WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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