ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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