Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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