just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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