If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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