I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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