Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
