I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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