You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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