SEEEEXXX PLEASE
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Randomize
